Jonathan Crenshaw, 46, was charged with aggravated battery after allegedly using his feet to stab a Chicago tourist with scissors. (Miami-Dade Corrections)
Okay, here’s another bizarre story that I found interesting and I figured many of you would find it interesting as well.
A man has been charged with stabbing another man in Florida.
That’s become status quo since Obama preached violence for 8 years.
But here’s the bizarre part- THE DUDE HAS NO ARMS!!!
Fox News reports that an armless, homeless man in Miami, Florida has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist with scissors.
Jonathan Crenshaw, 46, used his feet to hold scissors and stabbed Cesar Coronado, 22, Miami Beach police said Wednesday.
Okay, that’s gotta be a first.
Crenshaw told police he was lying down just after midnight Tuesday when Coronado kicked him in the head. The man then allegedly stabbed Coronado twice before fleeing the scene, according to the arrest report.
A friend of Coronado’s, however, said the two asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly stabbed Coronado in the arm.
Coronado was taken to a hospital, and Crewnshaw was charged with aggravated battery.
According to the Miami Herald, the homeless man is a fixture in the South Beach area, known for painting with his feet.
Well, there is certainly nothing funny about stabbings but I you have to find this strange and possibly slightly humorous.